pmon3y69:

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk


I have reblogged this 4 times now
coffeeandcockatiels:

maddddddds:

korra:

awkward how reassuring i find this

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

"Speech fillers" are just a human’s way of saying "wait a sec I’m thinking". It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

lotsofbirds:

Northern Bald Ibis (Geronticus eremita)
Distribution: Greatly reduced to only Morocco and Turkey
IUCN Status: Critically Endangered
{ Ecology } { Vocalizations } { eBird }
(Photo by Agustin Povedano // CC 2.0)

temporalgearshift:

every fictional depiction of the seven deadly sins ever: six dudes and one really attractive lady

angels-of-porn:

draghoulationcomplete:

This guy shot into a car of black teenagers and killed one for playing their “thug music” too loud at a convenience store and is (rightfully) sentenced to life in prison. And how do they portray him? Crying, “heartbreaking final words”, “learned his punishment”.

I hope he rots in prison 

aminaabramovic:

could u imagine if ppl leaked dental records as a form of dragging

why are u following this problematic this bitch had a cavity on june 17th 2007 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 
someone: anime is trash
anime fan: ikr
someone: homestuck is garbage
homestuck fan: *hi-five*
someone: superwholock is shit
superwholock fan: UMMM WTF I'LL FUCCIN BURN U AND THEN BURY U WHERE NO-ONE CAN FIND U *364781 gifs of humperdink croydensnatch*

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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